Richard's Been Fishin' Again

YOU KNOW WHAT I SAY!!!! IF YOU AINT FISHIN THEN YOU NEED TO BE WASHIN THOSE PANTIES YOU WEARIN! 5 AM WE WILL BE ON THE WATER AND EASIN THOUGH GUNNISON IN THE MORNIN FISHN AND HUNTIN AT THE SAME TIME....... CANT BEAT IT WITH A STICK. WELL IF I RUN OUT OF BULLETS I WILL

Got to wait for the wind to get right. You know what they say....
wind out of the east.....fish bite the least
wind out of the west....fish bite the best
wind out of the south.....have to put it in their mouth
wind out of the north....stay home it's just too cold stay yer butt at home

Waaalllll now... Dem's sum purdy fishies u got dere. Ah ant sene sum dat big sins Ah last wint fishun mahsilf. Win u git uh chants, powst dat pitchur o' duh catfishie Ah cawt at duh laik. At'll maik deese panseies slawbur at duh mowth. An tuh thank... ah wuz sleap-wawlkin win Ah huked it. Issuh gud thangg Ah woak up sose Ah cood real it end. Attair fishie maid uh gud suppur fore plindy o' folk dat nite. Hooduh thawt Ah'd uh cawt it own uh
crainkbate own uh fawgy mournen? Gow figgur!!

Dont be takin credit for my alfreado!

Richard! Do you have any recipes? I see you like to eat bluegills (just like me), and thought maybe you could find the recipe blog. Jeremy R. Mayo has kicked in a couple of really awesome recipes.

...by the way, is that a big shellcracker in your avatar?