Do you love big bluegill?
T'was the night after Christmas, and on his way back,
Santa's Reindeer were hungry, they needed a snack.
He ask what they wanted and he heard their reply,
They wanted to eat more bluegill with Lord of the Fly, Rods
The secret was out, It was no longer news,
Reindeer like bluegill, Yes this is true.
They ate all the hushpuppies, and on the gills did they fill,
That included all the one's I had poached from Richman Mill.
Santa's appetite was enormous, and he showed no refrane,
He said "Pass me some more of that Condello Strain ".
As all the fish disappeared and went out of sight,
Santa yelled "Merry Christmas to All, and to All a good night! "
That's when it happened, a problem of sorts,
Santa's belt had snapped , and he was standing there in his shorts.
The Reindeer were laughing, and shouting with glee,
So much that Rudolph could not hold on to his pee.
Santa was in trouble, and I knew I had to help,
So I gave him a rope that He could use as a belt.
I tied a knot Carl taught me at the first Rendezvous,
Santa said ," This is embarrassing, Let's keep this between Me and You ".
You can buy my silence, but it comes at a price,
To see you at our next " Get Together" sure would be nice
I know the Duncans' and Tootie, and Johnny will be surprised,
When they see who comes with the Lord of the Fly...Rods.
This is the end of my story of Christmas this year,
How Santa stopped by, with eight hungry Reindeer.
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night,
May you all have tight lines and get lots of bites.
MERRY CHRISTMAS and a HAPPY NEW YEAR !
to all the members of Bluegill Big Bluegill
LORD OF THE FLY RODS 2014
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LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS! Awesome! Can't wait until our next Rendezvous!
merry christmas lofr and thanks
LOL! awesome!
Merry Christmas everyone!
HAHAHHAHAHA LOVE THIS ONE LOFR!! AND TO ALL OF MY BIG BLUE GILL BUDDIES-- MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!
Great poem LOFR cute as can be.
LOL......Merry Christmas LOFR!
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