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Lepomis microlophus, or redear sunfish is the epitome of everything we big sunfish enthusiasts crave.
Also known as "shellcracker", the redear sunfish is an even larger growing version of the bluegill. Redears have been known to achieve sizes of over five pounds, and are known for their enthusiastic bites and fights. But don't get me wrong--big redears aren't easy to catch. Quite the contrary. Sometimes redears practically disappear from a water body for months at a time as they go deep in search of their shelled quarry. Redear sunfish love to crush and devour snails and mussels. The shellcracker has thick pharyngeal teeth which are movable plates in their throat. Basically the redear sunfish is an exoskeleton crushing machine.
Now a redear sunfish isn't going to limit himself to just things that go "crunch". A shellcracker is more than willing to crush the skull of a small fish, or blow up a big dragonfly nymph. In order to grow huge, a redear sunfish needs to be the consumate predator. If it moves, it's lunch.
Here's a picture of a monster male redear sunfish.
Can you sense the anger?
A big redear sunfish has an attitude. Sometimes it seems nearly impossible to handle a big redear without sustaining a nasty poke to your hand. If you put him in a bucket, it had better have a lid.
Refer to the following discussion on redear sunfish.
Now do you get the picture?
Make sure to tuck your kids in at night.
Redears aren't cold water fish. They love the heat. Originally a southern species, they are now distributed further north into Nebraska, Illinois, Michigan, Ohio and other neighboring states. The further north you go, the less growth potential you get.
Redear sunfish are identified primarily by their red-fringed ear tab. Females ear tabs are more orangey. Their markings typically display a little more random pattern, maybe more akin to a black crappie. Their mouth is slightly downturned in relationship to it's bluegill cousins. Redears aren't afraid to think outside the box, reproductively. They will interbreed with other lepomids.
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Just remember, if you have something bad to say about redears, you might want to say it quietly.