OLD GEEZER GROUP!!!

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Comment by DAVID L EITUTIS on January 24, 2015 at 3:56pm

HEY KD,

  BEING AN OLD GEEZER IS JUST A STATE OF MINE BUDDY !!!!! WE are all kinda set in our ways and so forth and that sometimes leads to OLE GEEZERITITS if ya know what I mean ..........

Comment by DAVID L EITUTIS on July 9, 2014 at 5:09pm

HEY KELLY CAN'T WAIT TO MEET YOU AT RENDEVOUS BUDDY , AND ALL THE OTHERS TO OF COURSE ....CAN'T FIND YOUR EASTER EGGS HUH BUDDY !!!!!!!!

Comment by DAVID L EITUTIS on July 9, 2014 at 5:07pm

Dick if we knew ahead of time we'd live this long we'd probably taken better care of ourselves , buddy......

Comment by DAVID L EITUTIS on July 9, 2014 at 5:05pm

HHHHHHHHHHA HHHHHHHA MIKE THAT'S A GOOD ONE !!!!! life comes full circle after all .

Comment by Mike Martin on July 9, 2014 at 11:49am

This kind of says it all for me on aging. 

Ten years later

A group of 15 year old boys discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at the McDonald's next to Captain Jack's Seafood Grille because they only had six dollars among them, they could ride their bikes and that cute girl in Social Studies, lives on the same street and they might see her.

Ten years later, the group of now 25 year old guys discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at Captain Jack's Seafood Grille because the beer was cheap, the bar had free snacks, the house band was good, there was no cover charge and there were lot of cute girls.

Ten years later, at 35 years of age, the group discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was decided they would meet at Captain Jack's Seafood Grille because the booze was good, it was near their gym and, if they went late enough, there wouldn't be too many whiny little kids.

Ten years later, at 45, the group discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at Captain Jack's Seafood Grille because the martinis were big and the waitresses wore tight pants.

Ten years later, now 55, the group discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at Captain Jack's Seafood Grille because the prices were reasonable, they have a nice wine list and fish is good for your cholesterol.

Ten years later, at 65 years of age, the group discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at Captain Jack's Seafood Grille because the lighting was good and they have an early bird special.

Ten years later, at 75 years of age, the group discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at Captain Jack's Seafood Grille because the food was not too spicy and the restaurant was handicapped accessible.

Ten years later, at 85 years of age, the group discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at Captain Jack's Seafood Grille because they had never been there before.

Comment by Earl W Story on July 9, 2014 at 11:14am

 I got half way to work the other day and had to turn around because I'd forgotten to put my teeth in. I can write a CNC program without CAD/CAM but can't find my pants. My wife is threatening  to sew ' RETURN TO:' in all my clothes for when I finally wander off and get lost........... Wait a sec........ Who am I again? 

Comment by Kelly Peterson on July 9, 2014 at 11:01am

The wife's favorite saying and now mine since we approach the "ole geezer" territory is, I can't find my own Easter Eggs and they are even colored!

Comment by dick tabbert on July 9, 2014 at 9:09am

You got that right Tooty I see the doctor quit often and on top of that I have some  new ones to add.  Seems like there is a doctor for everything from the head to the toes and I think I have all bases covered. I was always looking forward to retirement but didn't realize all the pain that comes along with it. Now that I'm retired all I can do is see the doctors and grin and bare it. Man ain't being old grand.............

Comment by DAVID L EITUTIS on July 9, 2014 at 9:00am

Ya know folks being a Geezer has some advantages and so forth . Ya get to get outta the house and stop any important things you were doing to go and see the same ole Doc ya been seeing for years. I get to see him on a regular basis now and bout every week or two I get to drive to town and see people other than the ones in my small town.
  It's a way of socializing I guess . My point is things start to change once you get a bit past 50 , and I'm well past that now . The minor aches and pains start to be come slightly more severe and almost without exception the doc says , YOU ARE GETTING OLDER, AND YA GOTTA EXPECT SOME OF THIS STUFF.
  OH WELL such is life and and the thing about this site is someone somewhere is reading all this stuff and having a chuckle , or sitting there nodding their head smiling , cause they've been through the endless cycle of Doc's and waiting rooms , and nurses.

  AAAAAAAAAAAAlways without exception the first words outta the nurses mouth are how we doing today ? I always say, I"m doing fine but how bout the we part . Who is the we ? I"m here by myself and there is no we ...... They usually get a chuckle and I always have a new ache or pain of some sort .
   Now the miralcle of the century I found by chance . I was getting leg cramps , foot cramps and so forth startng bout 2 months ago. Found this stuff locally and its well worth the price .........
 "  AMISH FOOT AND LEG CRAMP JUICE ", only has three things in it , APPLE CIDER VINEGAR, GINGER JUICE, AND GARLIC JUICE. I take a cap full before bed everynight and it's a miracle , absolutely no more waking at 4 in the morning screaming in pain .
   Any of you geezers out there might want to check it out......

Comment by richard lytle on June 27, 2014 at 3:02pm

i love being a wise geezer.some young angler asked me what rod i was using .i told him the stik you were beat with to get your looks.a ugly lol

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