Halloween Before and After Fishy Newspaper Nonsense Headline Contest

[bluegillboogieman]

................This could be a lot easier than you might think.

Contest will run before and after Halloween for no apparent reason and until it is cancelled for no apparent reason or a winner is proclaimed.
Rules
• Use your own Big Bluegill.com First, Last or Only name. Only use one. If you have little success, you may want to officially change your name onsite.
• Create a one sentence newspaper headline that has something to do with fishing somehow.
• Use the one name you have chosen in the headline somewhere.
• Begin every word in the headline with the first letter of the name you are using.
• Use each word only once.
• No matter how stupid sounding it is, the headline should make sense. Lying that a fisherman might believe is expected!
• All words used should be real words found in the dictionary. Commonly known slang words are acceptable. Made up words that sound real are judges discretion. Punctuation is unnecessary but allowed, only one period though unless it is part of a word like.com.
• Specified cheating is OK. Plagiarism is NOT. Do Not use substantial portions of someone else’s headline to embellish your own. You may cheat by brainstorming with your kids, grandkids, fishing buddies or other juvenile minded persons. The Boogieman will assist for a substantial cash fee.
.Multiple entries or rewording is almost necassary.

Prize Winning Criteria
• Grand Prize- The one who surpasses or even comes close to the Boogieman’s example listed below. Word count is of primary importance though clever headlines that follow the rules can pull off a word count upset with sentence quality.
• First Prize- Best overall headline of any length. This one will be easy to judge.
• Second Prize- Best obvious lie. This one not so easy on the judge. He likes most lies.
• Third Prize- Best Adverb or Adjective use. If you thought of changing your name but didn’t, you could still place no matter how tuff your name first letter is. Judging is everything.
• Fourth Place- Valiant attempt at participation.

Prizes
• Grand Prize- One of those Whoopee Cushion stupid prize thingies on BBG.com. If you know of a more appropriate stupid prize thingy, sound off.
• First Prize- For thinking like me, an invitation from me to be my friend on BBG.com.
• Second Prize- $100.00 fine for lying.
• Third prize- Honorable Mention in a Boogieman Blog.
• Fourth Prize- Atta Boy

The following headline is an example of what you can do in a few minutes or a few days. I've always been curious about fishing with dynamite! This started off with a 10 word headline. After the bomb went off there were 42 words. Fishing with dynamite is illegal, but productive. Lying about it is even more productive. The headline says a lot. If you were to write the story behind it, you might win the Boogieman’s undying admiration.


Broadway Bashful But Bream Buster Brilliant Bad Boy Bluegillboogieman Bags Bodacious Bluegill Bunches By Blasting Big Bang Bomb Behind Bass Baby Boat Before Buying Bumbling Buddy’s Blindingly Beautiful Babe Bunny Belly Busting Baked Buttered Bologna Biscuits Beside Burnt Bubba’s Barbeque Barn Building

[Lord of the Fly , Rods]

Lucky Lord Lands Lotsa Lazy Lunkers Lately Losing Lighted Lures Leftside Large Lake, Laughing Loudly, Long Live Liquor

[bluegillboogieman]

Ya Done Good Yer Lorship. Your a few L's shy of a Load but let it waller around up there. There's got to be a Lex Luther, Lois Lane, Lana Lang connection you can tie in somehow. It also stopped making sense to me after Lures but none of my B'S may have made sense to you!

So Far, you're in first position for second place which carries a "FINE" prize. I'm pulling for you. Also, I'm sure you saw the part about Boogieman help having a small fee attached. I gave you 7 good L's on the house before I knew what I had done. Won't be so generous next time.

Boogieman

[bluegillboogieman]

Broadway Bashful But Bream Buster Brilliant Bad Boy Bluegillboogieman Bags Bodacious Bluegill Bunches By Blasting Big Bang Bomb Behind Bass Baby Boat Before Buying Bumbling Buddy’s Blindingly Beautiful Babe Bunny Belly Busting Baked Buttered Bologna Biscuits Beside Burnt Bubba’s Barbeque Barn Building

In other words
Shy but smart Boogieman gathered up some outstanding gills by throwing dynamite out behind his Bass Hunter boat, just before he took his stupid buddy's "hottie" girlfriend named "Bunny" out for breakfast at the Hardees next door to the BBQ place that caught on fire and burned Bubba. She ate so many of those new Hardee's baloney bisquits she like to have busted a gut. There was some Killer B's in the original version!!!!

[bluegillboogieman]

Your Lordship, after re-re-reading your first entry, I must admit it all makes sense to me now. Being a judge is harder than I thought. I encourage you and other aspiring nonsense contest wannabe's to keep dreaming up more adverbs and adjectives that start with your chosen letter. That's what I did and look at me now! Apologizin' to someone who thinks he's a Lord about my inability to recognize his true linguistic dexterity. OOPS! Inadvertantly gave you another good "L" word. HEY!, There's three "L" words in here. I'm a lousy loser at charging for my services. DANG! There's two more. I better leave while I'm leadin". AW SHOOT, that makes another seven freebies. See what happens!!!!!!?

Boogieman

[bluegillboogieman]

OK......Ya'll had your chance. For no apparent reason other than general lack of participation, this contest is over.

I want to thank the lone respondent, Lord of the Fly, Rods. He made a valiant attempt at participation and won 4th place. The prize was an Atta Boy. That was it. Your Prize.

He also won 3rd place with the adjective Lucky. His other adjectives were not bad either. Your Honorable mention prize will be forthcoming in my next blog if you're really Lucky.

He did not win the Grand Prize because he did not try to improve or redo his entry to try to get a little closer to the Boogieman sample. Not EVEN close! No stupid Whoopie Cushion prize this time!


Likewise, he did not win 1rst Prize. Overalls were not mentioned in his entry. He had the opportunity. One of his names starts with "O". He couldn't have collected the prize anyway.

That leaves 2nd place the only unclaimed prize. I judge that he lied about losing LIGHTED lures. Lying was encouraged so he wins that too! 2nd prize was "FINE". A $100.00 fine for lying to be exact. Wish I could figure out how to collect that fine from him.

But since he had what it takes to play the game, the fine is hereby waived, and a new prize of $100.00 cash is awarded, as soon as I can figure out how I can get it to him on this website! I may just live to regret that. I am good at figuring ways around things and he is Lucky you know! So, prize must be collected within 33 hours. I feel better now.

Boogieman

[Lord of the Fly , Rods]

Wow, I won , I really won, winner, winner, chicken dinner, Dont worry about sending me my winnings, you can disperse them from there. First send $25 to the old bluegill fishermans retirement home, Second send$25 to teach a kid to fish, but it has to be bream fishing, Third put $25 on Alabama beating Florida, and finally take the last $25 and take Bunny somewhere nicer than Hardees for breakfast, and I'll call us even.

[bluegillboogieman]

Your Lordship. I'm not easily going to let you get even, but I am glad to at least be on the same page with you. I like your donation recommendations except one.

Many years ago, someone who loves to bet games told me, "Don't ever bet on Alabama, and for Lord's sake don't ever bet against them!" I didn't know he knew you.

Wait, I see another I object to. Bunny likes baloney, especially the way me and Hardees present it. I know she does because she nearly busted a gut swallerin' a bunch of it!
Boogieman

[Lord of the Fly , Rods]

Well if bologna is what yall like, more power to you, you like it smoked or fried?

[bluegillboogieman]

I just like baloney, anyway I can talk about it. You like it too I think.

Speaking of baloney, I like the chicks over the hogs saturday. Now if you'll swaller that!

Boggieman

[Lord of the Fly , Rods]

It depends on what hog team shows up sat, if it's the team that can run, block ,and tackle ,hogs will win but if it the team that arm tackles , lays down and we have to use our field goal kicker," club foot" , we are doomed.