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Subject: Gone Fishin

A redneck was stopped by a game warden in Central Texas recently with two ice chests full of fish. He was leaving a cove well-known for its fishing.

The game warden asked the redneck, "Do you have a fishing license?"

The redneck replied, "I ain't got none of them licenses. But these here are my pet fish."

"Pet fish?"

"Yeah. Every night, I take these here fish down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for awhile. Then, when I whistle, they jump right back into these here ice chests and I take 'em home."

"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that."

The redneck looked at the warden for a moment and then said, "It's the truth Mr. Government Man. I'll show ya. It really works."
'O. K.', said the warden. 'I've got to see this!'

The redneck poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After several minutes, the warden says, "Well?"

"Well, what?," says the redneck.

The warden says, "When are you going to call them back?"

"Call who back?"

"The FISH," replied the warden!

"What fish?," replied the redneck.

............

Moral of the story: We may not be as smart as some city slickers, but also aint as dumb as some government workers.

You can say what you want about the South, but you seldom hear of anyone retiring and moving to the North.

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Comment by jacob wilson on July 23, 2010 at 12:47pm
thats a funny joke cause i know a game warden and im gonna see if he nows this joke
Comment by trent houtz on May 13, 2010 at 6:05pm
thats funny
Comment by micah mack on May 13, 2010 at 12:19pm
lol (laugh out loud) that was funny
Comment by Tom Beauchamp on May 13, 2010 at 5:30am
Loved it! Used to live up north, then went way south 20 years, now live in the middle south and love it.
Comment by Nick Holt on May 5, 2010 at 12:27pm
Amen to that brothers. Nick.
Comment by Tobias Jackson Jr. on May 5, 2010 at 7:59am
I agree the south is the best place to be!

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