Waaalllll now... Dem's sum purdy fishies u got dere. Ah ant sene sum dat big sins Ah last wint fishun mahsilf. Win u git uh chants, powst dat pitchur o' duh catfishie Ah cawt at duh laik. At'll maik deese panseies slawbur at duh mowth. An tuh thank... ah wuz sleap-wawlkin win Ah huked it. Issuh gud thangg Ah woak up sose Ah cood real it end. Attair fishie maid uh gud suppur fore plindy o' folk dat nite. Hooduh thawt Ah'd uh cawt it own uh
crainkbate own uh fawgy mournen? Gow figgur!!

Got to wait for the wind to get right. You know what they say....
wind out of the east.....fish bite the least
wind out of the west....fish bite the best
wind out of the south.....have to put it in their mouth
wind out of the north....stay home it's just too cold stay yer butt at home

YOU KNOW WHAT I SAY!!!! IF YOU AINT FISHIN THEN YOU NEED TO BE WASHIN THOSE PANTIES YOU WEARIN! 5 AM WE WILL BE ON THE WATER AND EASIN THOUGH GUNNISON IN THE MORNIN FISHN AND HUNTIN AT THE SAME TIME....... CANT BEAT IT WITH A STICK. WELL IF I RUN OUT OF BULLETS I WILL